nerdy-is-super-cool:

hiddlesexandcumberbums:

phantastic-whovian:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

jeanniefeegle:

One of those things you scroll past, thinking it’s normal and then your mind goes ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ and you have to scroll back up.

i completely flipped shit at this picture

i literally scrolled past then went back and fell of my chair

I love they way they’re all looking at 11 differently, Ten is like, ‘nooo this is wrong two doctors one spot timey wimey paradoxy things!’ then rose is all ‘doctah who does this guy think he is???’ then Amy is all ‘Doctor what’s happening? who arethese people???’

And Eleven’s just like “Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose omg it’s Rose it’s actually her Rose Rose Rose”

rneerkat:

spamanos:

rneerkat:

what did the squirrel say to his waitress

squirrels dont fucking talk you piece of shit

why would he say that to his waitress she would obviously know he was being dishonest

kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

holy shit you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences

licensetocannibalize:

licensetocannibalize:

butts-incorporated:

can i be part of the hannibal fandom without watching the show? or is that not allowed?

i cannot believe you people like this so much

directionerlerm:

HELL IS EMPTY AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE

I NEED TO TRY THESE

unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

floodedwithfunny:

themagicalburrito:

vaginapowersactivate:

OH MY GOD, THE SECOND PHOTO.

THE SECOND PHOTO THOUGH. LIKE CAN WE JUST

empressriful:

ollivandur:

apPARENTLY MY CAT LIKES YOGURT

THIS CAT LOOKS LIKE IT JUST FOUND THE ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE